Whaddaya Think Wednesday is a Q&A feature. We ask people (and sometimes pigs, apparently) “whaddaya think?” on a variety of topics.

Just one post on Miss Piggy doesn’t seem to be enough. As a follow-up to yesterday’s Is Miss Piggy Trending? entry, here’s a fun excerpt from a Q&A with the Divine Swine Dive herself.

Q: You are a fashion icon. What is your secret?

A: I have a few fashion secrets:

• Never wear anything that requires a hoist to get into.
• There is no such thing as too much accessorizing.
• If it’s expensive, it fits.
• Style comes in all shapes and sizes. Therefore, the bigger you are, the more style you have.

Q: What do you do in your free time?

A: Shop. Eat Chocolate. Pose for photographers. Rinse. Repeat. I’m a diva. I have people to schedule my free time. You have no idea how time consuming that is.

Q: Are you and Kermit together? 

A: Of course we’re together.  In the movie, we seem to be apart, but that’s just for dramatic tension. In real life, we’re fabulously happy and the longest-running interspecies couple in all of Hollywood.